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I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian. (Sniff Sniff#50- Law of Artistic Perversion- Most (not all) Anime artists are perverts and areunder the impression that girls are willing to tear off their clothes, or wear VERYsmall, revealing outfits at the drop of a pin (or pen for that matter).I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman. Unfortunately, most Hentai fans are under the same impression.#51- Law of Uninteruptable Nominative Clamovocation- This law is a mixture of Laws44 and 45.If you think Naruto totally kicks ass paste this, If you think Naruto can get any girl he wants paste this, If you are an ANIME FREAK, copy this into your profile, If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile, If you wish Masashi Kishimoto would please let Sakura hook up with Sasuke so she would shut up copy and paste this, If you just wish for Sakura to shut up paste this, If you want to see Sasuke bitch slap Sakura paste this, If you belive Kyuubi attacked Sakura because she didn't like her and is tired of her hurting her man paste this, If you wish Masashi would just kill Sakura copy and paste this, If you just plain fucking hate Sakura copy and paste this into your profile, If you wish Masashi Kishimoto would end Naruto with Narutox Fem Kyuubi copy this to your profile, If you believe Kyuubi secretly loves Naruto paste this, If you wish Naruto would end with Narutox Temari paste this to your profile, If you beleive Temari has a crush on Naruto paste this, If you just want Naruto would become hokage and have a beautiful wife(Excluding Sakura) and kid and live happily for the rest of his life paste this. (EMO IS A TYPE OF 80'S MUSIC)I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun. I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social. I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth. This is oftenreferred to as "The Rushing Background Effect".
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Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raedervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch. I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see. I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick. I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELEDI DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE. I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around. IF YOU IGNORE THIS WITHOUT READING IT YOU HAVE NO HEART... These bandageswill then, most likely, disappear by the character’s next scene.#73- Law of Universal Edge Defense- Any projectile attack, from a blast of magic toa hail of bullets, can be easily defended against by holding a suitably cool-lookingsword or other bladed weapon between the attacker and defender, usually so that theedge cuts into the incoming attack(s), causing both halves to go flying harmlesslypast the defender. You know your a writer when: You talk to yourself a lot. When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs. I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard. BUT IF YOU FIND YOU CANNOT STOP UNTIL YOU REACH THE END THEN YOU MUST HAVE A VERY BIG HEART. Johnny brought a gun to school He told his friends that it was cool And when he pulled the trigger back It shot with a great crack Mummy I was a good girl I did what I was told I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another And all because he got the gun from his older brother Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush And tell my little sister that she is the only one now And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class And never to forget this and please don't let this pass Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack Mummy listen to me if you would I wanted to go to college I wanted to try things that were new I guess I'm not going with daddy On that trip to the new zoo I wanted to get married I wanted to have a kid I wanted to be an actress Mummy I wanted to live But mummy I must go now The time is getting late Mummy tell my Chris I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date I love you mummy I always have I know you know it's true Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"In memory of the Columbian students that were lost Please if you would Pass this around I'd be happy if you could Don't smash this on the ground If you pass this on Maybe people will cry Just keep this in heart For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"Now you have two choices1) repost and show you care2)ignore it and you have just proven you have a low-down, cold-heart(Please just copy and paste this on to your site and show that you care)You know you live in 2008 when...1. Observed most often in fantasy and martial arts anime.#74- Law of Intractable Sanity- There is no such thing as insanity in anime. After uttering a profound peice of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow, this stuff is great for sugar highs..."You live off of sugar and caffine People think you're insane. You start thinking about making lists like this and start laughing for no "apparent" reason Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago. It has been made official that under no circumstances should the male have to pay for birth control3.
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